numbnut (num-nut) 

numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy

numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be

numbnut (num-nut) by wackjobg January 7, 2010

numbnuts 

An intellectually challenged person.
Although the term would seem self-explanatory, it has no relation to a scrotum condition whatsoever. (not even from standing waste-deep in a gelid water!!!)

In many a case, Russian private soldiers invading Czechoslovakia in 1968 were numbnuts. The hey I dont know how to work the tap I guess I will just use the force of a hammer to make the water run out of the wall ones

numbnuts by scribblerus August 22, 2006

One Hand Numbnut 

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.

The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!

One Hand Numbnut by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006

numbnuts 

A complete and utter fucking moron.

That numbnuts just set his pecker on fire.

numbnuts by Bejesus001 November 9, 2009

numbnuts 

noun. A medical condition whereby the sufferer has restricted blood flow to the genital region due to having their head jammed up their own ass; expresses most frequently as a mental disorder, and, ironically, seems to have no limiting capacity on the reproductive qualities of the sufferer, frequently quite the opposite affect has been observed.

Person #1: "Goddammit! Why isn't this idiot turning right at this red light, there's nobody in his way?"

Person #2: "He's obviously a numbnuts."

numbnuts by The Opster January 31, 2010

Mrs. Numbnuts 

A disparaging term used to indicate that a woman is not functioning on all cylinders.

My mother, self-effacing comedian that she was, started to refer to herself as “Mrs. Numbnuts” as her cognition steadily declined.

Mrs. Numbnuts by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

numbnuts 

"num nutz"
1. a person or persons that possess very little knowledge, common sense, or skills.

2. Erik W. Heftie

numbnuts by eric h August 9, 2003