nottingham

A city located in northern England. The capital of gun crime and street violence in the UK.

a: I'll be in Nottingham for the weekend
b: have you written your will yet?

by pez March 14, 2005

nottinghill

A place where twats from London wander about like there somebody special.

People of note who live in Nottinghill:
Hugh Grant
Little Joe

by Silent_Bob May 22, 2004

Nottingham

A great place to go, if you want to watch two football teams (Notts forest and Nottingham county) who have no talent because they have sold all their best players like Lewis mcgugan and Tyrell waite, if i were you i would drive past Nottingham and go to Derby which has the best football team around with legends like Connor sammon.

Hey man do you want to go to Nottingham to watch football
No thanks I'd rather perform the Lockwood technique whilst being hoofed in the shin by Ben Howarth

by mot gnuoy August 18, 2013

Nottingham Forest

Mediocre club from the Midlands, constantly banging on about how they’re superior to Notts County but local rivals Derby are far better. Forever in Leicester’s shadow and have a winger called Joe Lolley who’s a bit of a walley

“Did you see the Nottingham Forest game the other day?”

“Nah, watched paint dry. Far more interesting!”

by WTF1 superfan 6969 March 3, 2019

Nottingham Forest

A female student (or resident) of Nottingham that possesses a considerable amount of pubes (a bush) in the vaginal area.

guy1: "How was the shag with that bird last night ?"
guy2: "Brilliant mate, although she had a bit of Nottingham forest going on !"

by Smellox28 November 2, 2021

open-noting a bitch

1). Using one's notes to gain an advantage over a person or peers with regards to completing a particularly difficult test. 2). Utilizing one's notes in an aggressive and physical fashion to inflict pain on another, especially the weak and note-less.

I'm open-noting a bitch (college student referring to taking a final exam)

by Wredna May 11, 2010

Brown Noting

The act of slipping someone a note whilst they are making a brown in the toilet.

Often played in the workplace when you notice a colleague enter the toilets. A dangerous game to play if the person behind the door turns out not to be the intended recipient of said note.

Alex: What's Kyle doing following Martin into the toilets like that?

Richard: He's probably "Brown Noting".

by b00mdr1ve8y November 22, 2013