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notification validation

Cleo nervously waited to see if her pic would be liked by others. Then a steady stream of likes and shares sent her into a blissful state of notification validation.
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.
"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.
by iNT2 April 11, 2011
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notificaddiction

Compulsive behavior like an addict to open the app on receiving a notification message.
Thanks to messaging apps like WhatsApp and Snapchat, our planet is now suffering from Notificaddiction.
by sagsha March 5, 2017
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intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk
(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!
by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006
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Notificate

To cause someone to receive a notification on Facebook.
Man, this dweeb notificates me about the stupidest things!
by MasterODisaster May 25, 2009
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Notification Ramifications

When you've gone on a facebook spree and now get 50 thousand notifications. Usually you've commented on something obscure and the ensuing comments spiral into a whirlwind comment-fest that you wish you'd never begun.
Man, I wish I hadn't gone on that facebook spree! Now I can't log in to facebook without having 50 thousand notifications, all from commenting on Scott's status! The notification ramifications from that comment are insane!
by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011
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notification attack

Barraging someones Facebook wall with meaningless posts or comments so that the next time they log in they will have dozens of notifications. This can be very useful in annoying someone, but it takes a lot of time so you should get a life instead.
I have 167 notifications because of Jeremy's notification attack. Doesn't he have anything better to do?
by boyboyboyboyboy December 28, 2011
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