Noted.

A reply posted when someone puts a status on facebook, myspace, etc. Sarcastically shows that you care, and are going to write the status down in a notebook, when you really dont care at all about the status.

Facebook Status-
John Smith is goin to the movies
Comment-
Noted.

by Schizo_lifter93 December 8, 2009

notifs

Abbreviation of the word - notification(s)

eg. on Facebook, "too many notifs"

by BwanaRob October 21, 2010

Noided

Used by the experimental band, Death grips and is a popular word used by their fans.

“I’m noided af right now man”, “he’s noided”

“ I stay noided ive seen footage”

by Emcee Ride April 11, 2019

Burn Notice

an official statement issued by one intelligence agency to other agencies. It states that an individual or a group is unreliable for one or more reasons or purposes. This is essentially a directive for the recipient to disregard or "burn" all information derived from that individual or group.

"The CIA issued a burn notice on the defector from the Soviet Union after most of his stories were found to be false."

by mashetee January 16, 2010

floridian 2 week notice

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

by PJS May 14, 2006

Notiphobia

Fear of notifications. May be acute due to ones persona or situation but more often than not can become chronic. It particular applies to social networking sites that offer notifications but may apply to life in general as fear of being told anything.

My emails are accumulating but I am too lazy to delete them just in case they say something important. Maybe I have acute Notiphobia.

by Shake N June 24, 2009

notifailcation

(note-a-fail-cay-shun) when an application on your phone fails to alert you in a timely manner, if at all, of an action taken by another person. Pertaining to Facebook, Words with Friends, or any other application where a well-timed or relevant response is a must.

Keith: Dude, it's been your turn for hours, why haven't you played a word yet?

Chris: Man, I never got the notifailcation!

by ChrisMizzo July 13, 2011