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Nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice

A saying that means there can’t be anyone knowing of all the dead bodies piled up if everybody is already dead.
Overpowered main character: kills the whole kingdom with a flick of his finger.
Princess he saved to fuck: nooo, our party members will know you killed their home!
Overpower main character: come to the tent tonight for we shall fuck good, and nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice...
by CUMSE March 23, 2021
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burn notice

verb: to burn someone, weather it be from a cigarette, a b&m or a blunt, saying burn notice right before you do it.

noun: a burn from the act of a burn notice
haha ok, nice burn notice on your arm bro
by nise61 July 16, 2010
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Today Notice

When giving your employer notice of your resignation, you kindly offer a "today notice" rather than a "two week" notice.
Disgruntled Employee: "On 'Bring Your Child to Work Day' my boss told me that he didn't care that it was raining, I still had to walk 6 blocks to pick up some cupcakes for his fat kid."

Friend: "What did you do?"

Disgruntled Employee: "I turned in my 'today notice.' I quit today."
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some notice

Some Notice are fakes or unauthorized replicas of the real product ( search Star Trak by Pharrell then go to youtube and subcribe bEnJaMiN tRaN)
Some Notice bY bEjAmIn tRaN and AAron
by dlwlrmafanboiz July 27, 2018
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Gay notice

I'm a fag n***a f**k me in a Tesla
n***a rubbin' on my thighs with some ketchup
b*t*h I'm gay so you know that I am next up
I got dildos, I got lube what you want son?

Hook
My d**k small, you act like you ain't noticed
Put my d**k inside his mouth he started chokin'
That d**k in me, bro that sh*t got me moanin'
Yes I'm gay, and my sister with that hoe sh*t

Verse 1
b*t*h I'm twerkin'
d**k up in my butt that sh*t be hurtin'
Hurtin', n***a f**k me then he close the curtains
d**k up in my kidney got me tweakin'
And I be f**kin' n***as like all weekend, yeah
Bro your d**k, that sh*t bigger than my cousin's
I might f**k my dad sike I might just f**k my cousin
d**k up in my ass bro that sh*t just got me c*mmin'
And I just f**ked a lil n***a Jimmy with my husband
I was toppin', gave him head, he stole my wallet
b*t*h I'm gay, so you know I gotta keep a dildo
I was straight, suck a n***a gay you know I'm hoe'in
You ain't never felt two d**ks in your ass
You lyin'
A gay noticed is a Male who wants to be noticed by another male who likes putting ketchup on his thighs
by De one January 12, 2021
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D-notice

Withhold information from media for reasons of state security (mainly British)
The press aren't a problem, a D-notice is in effect.
by ClarkSquire February 8, 2021
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Eviction Notice

When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.
Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual eviction notice
by Unclenono October 10, 2021
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