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Noop

A word only used by high intellectuals, whom’st have Harvard graduates, and PhD Students kneel and bow down. They are nothing in comparison to the intellectually superior gentlemen who use this foreign piece of astrological language.
“Noop, I can’t make it to the party, too busy teaching rocket scientists astrophysics.
by Anonymous Intellectual December 31, 2017
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Noop

Somebody who knows what they are doing but not very good at doing it. Differing from a noob.

Evolved from nincompoop
How did you miss the ball you noop
by Bleachedsmiles January 31, 2017
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Noop

Noun: A "Noop" refers to a person, place and or thing that is lacking of intelligence in the moment, a person with amnesia could be considered a Noop. Someone or something that does something dumb or stupid. "Noop" can be interchanged with words like, "idiot" "retard" or "dumbass".
1.
R: I thought today was Monday all day but it's actually Sunday!

T: What a Noop..

2.
T: I forgot to feed the dog at 10 o clock so I fed him at 4 o clock when I remembered.

R: Could you be any more of a Noop?
by Trooper3dope January 8, 2017
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Noop

The act of taking a hot, steamy dump during the night. Usually around 11-3. Requires tremendous skill and focus.
"What are you doing up so late honey"- mom

"Just taking a very large noop cause the tacos you made agreed with my stocmach about as well as you agreeing with me being gay"-me
by MetalDanMaster 69 June 11, 2017
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Noop

To aggressively poop and nut at the same time, hence to “noop.”
Oh man that door knob was so sexy I nooped all over the kitchen.
by SukMikeHok October 19, 2019
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noops

A feline creature commonly known as a cat.
Known for savageness and surviving asphixiation in sub zero temperatures in the Himalayan Mountains.
The cutest bundle of fluff ever to grace the foreign country of Swaziland.

Noops, the only one of its kind, leads the feline race with power and discipline.
Amazingly cunning, piss it off and IT WILL F***ING KILL U using only its left centre whisker....
Noops is a furry animal that purrs and miaow. A small domesticated mammal that has soft fur, sharp claws, pointed ears, and, usually, a long furry tail, and makes characteristic purring or miaowing sounds.

Cats are widely kept as pets or to catch mice or irritate the owners in one specific household in the country of Swaziland.
by Zoal Bucket November 5, 2010
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noops

1. A word used to show consent.
2. An exclaimation of joy, or one's presence.
3. A word used to show disagreement.

It's spoon backwards mother bitches!
And just about the best mother fizucking words in the world.
1. Don't you think my dog has a huge cock? Yeah man, Noops.
2. Noops assclowns Jay Dizzle in the fucking hizouse.
3. Wouldn't you fuck Martha Stewart?
Ah fuck man, noops, what shitshower is wrong with you?
by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004
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