NOOP 

NOOP (Pronounced No Opp)

could be used to describe a person that has no contributions to society or the company.

Jose is a NOOP.

My groups has quiet a few NOOPs in it.

NOOP by JuanPablo#1 May 6, 2009

noop 

slang word for the huge stash of porn every man has on his computer

dude, you got 300 vids of pron! lend me one bitch

noop by Captain Bluebear February 5, 2005

noop 

Derived from nails and poop. The black stuff that gathers under your nails.

My noop tasted disgusting this morning.

noop by Moosey Jones December 2, 2007

Noop 

The balls that form on your sweater after washing it when the instructions say dry clean only.

I can't wear this! Look at all the noop there is now! I shouldn't have washed it.

Look who cares if there is noop on your sweater? It is the cool look these days dude.

I just spent 20 minutes cutting the noop off my sweater and now the yarn is unraveling. Just like my life!

Noop by Eiger April 14, 2010

Noop 

A fuzzy magestic lizard-like animal with bony hands and huge creepy eyes. They come in red, blue, and green only. They're extremely ugly, despite their cute name.

Dudeeeee, look at that disgusting noop!

Noop by nOOPLOVER69 March 21, 2011

Noop 

The act of pooping with no clothes on, I.E nude pooping. Usually before a shower.

I'll be ready in an hour, gotta drop a noop real quick.

Noop by Dr. Chocolatey January 7, 2014

Noop 

When you take a nap while you poop.

"I took a noop this morning and woke up with a splash-back" - Rohitesh/Neej R.

Noop by Nashr December 5, 2017