Noodles

The worst name you could possibly give a child. If you ever do name your child "Noodles", you better keep that between you and god.

My son Noodles ate a bowl of ramen for the first time today.

by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 25, 2023

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Noodle

Goofball, asshole, a straight clown-ass dude. Mainly used in the Philadelphia area.

Yo that nigga is a straight noodle son.

by slang doc February 10, 2015

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An adult male, specifically in a dating situation, who lacks a backbone. By not being in tune with his emotions and his wants, he will not be able to state intentions and in an attempt to be “nice” will actually be an asshole. He is not a psychopath, a liar or a fuckboi, as he lacks the mental and emotional capacity or understanding needed to be cunning.

Though this word could easily be construed as an insult to someone having a flaccid penis, the term “noodle” is rather a direct reference to an overall whimpy, simple man who doesn’t understand how to take responsibilities for his feelings.

After three months of texting me everyday, meeting my friends, and making future plans, the noodle abruptly ended things by saying “he wasn’t in the emotional place to date and didn’t want to lead me on.”

by Ootheco February 10, 2022

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Noodle

Def: one who is temporarily acting brainless.
Origin: Inner city Philadelphia schools - as a replacement for the word "plug" which had the same meaning.

Maaaaaan, You's a NOODLE!

by Jen Ragen June 15, 2004

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a noodle is someone who acts goofy. It can also mean someone who acts ditsy, retarded, brainless, gooberish, etc. It is simply someone with no common sense.

Tom Keffer is such a noodle.

by Denjamin May 9, 2006

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