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Noids

noids means nut or inmate death streak
by PatManDK July 2, 2019
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Noid

To activate your cannabinoid receptors through inhalation, generally to smoke weed or to take a dab.
Dude, I'm about to noid the fuck out! Pass me the bong!
by Vincent Van Dabs April 11, 2025
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Noid

Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must necessarily exist in order for the condition of being para-noid to exist.
The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, he was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends may be paranoid, he was, in a word - noid.
by Monkey's Dad June 6, 2021
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Kenneth Lamar Noid

Kendrick Lamar's paraNOID schizophrenic and bipolar alter-ego who crashed out on The Noid by Domino's in 1989 citing him believing that Domino's Pizza was targeting him resulting in the shut down of the mascot. He was so mentally damaged that the court adjourned him citing that he literally had no clue wtf he was doing cuz he was so mentally gone.
Good Kid m.A.A.d City makes me feel like Kenneth Lamar Noid.
by pseudoepherdine consumer November 21, 2024
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Noid

Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must exist in order for the state of being para-noid to exist.
The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends' behavior was paranoid, his was, in a word - noid.
by Monkey's Dad June 7, 2021
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noided

To get extremely fucked up and be intoxicated with cannabinoids; including THC, CBD, Delta 8, HHC and others.
"wyd tonight babe"
"smoking 🌬 im getting noided tonight 😈"
by Swiftlets February 5, 2022
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Noid

Noid is a slang used to describe something “funny” or “interesting”, mostly used in the aspect of sarcasm.
Thats so noid!

Straight noid.

Your noid.
by Wnorhmd2 July 29, 2023
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