showin naked ass

standin out from everyone else.
a word used in texas, for makin a scene.

kobe scored 81 in a game, he was showin naked ass

by jonathan turner October 28, 2007

naked lounging

is the refusal to get dressed immediately after a shower in order to extend naked time. Usually spent lying on your bed either applying lotion, doing nothing or masturbating just because you damn like it.

I took great pics of myself during naked lounging.

Naked lounging is great! I love the way my junk air dries!!

I pluck the hair from my balls during naked lounging.

I always do a pussy check in the mirror when I naked lounge.

by Vagina Mae August 30, 2010

Nike Squirt

A nike squirt is when a girl takes a nike water bottle and squirts the water up into her vagina pleasuring herself.

I saw a girl giving herself a nike squirt last night.

by Meep Beep Beep July 23, 2018

naked ass parade

That brilliant and hilarious idea you have with your buds while drinking that is somehow so astoundingly unfunny the next morning.

So we all decided to prank our uptight little town with our naked ass parade for the following Saturday, and we planned every offensive detail from top to bottom!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Naked Mole-Rat

A perfect fit for our new overlords.

“All hail the naked mole-rat”

by Aftons williams December 7, 2021

Naked Hustle

The art of making a living by stripping. Originally from the song by the Dunk Ryders and Bizzle. See stripper.

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna go out to the strip club later tonight?

Guy 2: Hell yeah.. I support the naked hustle.

by GatorBaby4L June 22, 2008

no naked jacuzziness

A well-known phrase of disapproval said by Michelle Bass observing Big Brother 5 after Marco suggested that the housemates have a naked jacuzzi including Michelle's boyfriend Stu.

Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!

Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!

The phrase can be used in general to diapprove of excessive nudity or loose behaviour by one's partner.

by Grumpy old Devil September 2, 2004