Nigel

As weird and as freaky as a vampire.

person 1: dude have you seen Nigel? I mean what has he done to himself?

Person 2: I don't know mate but I have seen him sparkle before and dduudddeee it's creepy!

twilight fan: I've seen Nigel sparkle more than Edward! I now want to marry him and have his babies

by Guggle April 12, 2013

Nigel

A guy that’s always gonna keep it a buck or 100 wit u and gone be there for if u need him.He an A1Day1 type nigga

Friend:Yo I need help

Nigel:I gotchu

by @keelinitreal January 22, 2019

Nigel

He hails from Africa and kills lions in his spare time. But that nigga into some kinky stuff and loves beating it all day erry fuckin day. He don't give a damn shit bout anything and loves pussy

Nigel is a black man

by Kinkymoms69 May 10, 2016

nigel

{Verb} To describe a lonely black man, possibly mentally challenged. Lonesome. Has the appearance of psycosis. Tendencies to get hit in the head with a basketball.

Pronounced : nig-all

-Nigel was shooting hoops at the local courts.
-He was a nigel kind of fella.
-Nigel chased Toby and ate all his chips.
-A nigel looking man approached us.

by Genie. September 26, 2006

Nigel

an over consumption of alcohol resulting in intimacy with large females (often from ones work place) with male names, Common error made by rounded male land mammals identified by the word Nigel, Nigella, Nigella Bites and The Man of Mystery.

Nigel got mullared on Snakebite and nobbed Lee on JSA.

by Montgomery Carlo April 20, 2007

Nigel

{Verb} To illegally download pirated files, via P2P or a file sharing web site. From the British anti-piracy ad campaign, "Knock-Off Nigel." Ads available on YouTube.

I just Nigelled the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, and it really sucked.

by KishinThunder November 4, 2011

Nigel

A big nosed, big bird in the face, shrimp dick guy.

Dont be a nigel and fly into windows.

by Guest234567891 March 3, 2016