Nigel

As weird and as freaky as a vampire.

person 1: dude have you seen Nigel? I mean what has he done to himself?

Person 2: I don't know mate but I have seen him sparkle before and dduudddeee it's creepy!

twilight fan: I've seen Nigel sparkle more than Edward! I now want to marry him and have his babies

by Guggle April 12, 2013