A beer that is highly chugable and/or crushable. Nandos are measured on the International Nando Units (INU) scale which is ounces drank per minute on average.
by iveelsm September 7, 2019
Get the Nando mug.Nando's is a british restaurant chain which is particularly popular amongst groups of boys. These boys will invite all thier mates who they'll refer to as "the lads". They will take a selfie together where they all wear hype tank tops, skin tight jeans and nike hurraches accompanied with a snapback. They will caption this photo via instagram with " cheeky nando's with the lads" and maybe describe the experience as " top banta" . Describing it as cheeky is a popular trend amongst fuckboys and nothing about the experience is actually cheeky.
by emily x May 19, 2015
Get the Cheeky nando's mug.'Yo G, lets go rep Nando's for lunch'
'Man, that place is nang. I'm gonna have chicken burger with peri-peri sauce!'
'Man, that place is nang. I'm gonna have chicken burger with peri-peri sauce!'
by Spillee February 23, 2008
Get the Nando's mug.a spur of the moment meal with the lads which isnt too healthy but can be classed as good for the gains
by Speight96 June 4, 2015
Get the Cheeky nandos mug.A restaurant chain serving primarily chicken.
Typical customers are chavs or the jobless (students).
Very overrated, depending which chain you go to. You can expect a 10 to 15 minute wait at a busier branch for a table to become free. Whilst waiting you can watch some of the people who are currently occupying the tables play on there phones and upload pictures to instagram of the food they have just ordered and finished eating (20 minutes ago)
After you have patiently waited for them to finish uploading selfies of themselves and leave, a member of staff (usually late teens/early twenties with a mixture of lifelessness & regret in their eyes) will usher you to a table.
Once you have sat at your table and read the menu. You will then have to queue up for a second time to order your food. (Up to 10 minutes in the busier branches). Whilst ordering you will be given a empty plastic cup which will be filled (by yourself) at the drinks machine.
After you have sat back at your table and had a conversation with your fellow diners about how you should of just gone to KFC, your food will arrive.
Once you have eaten your food you can leave, feeling slightly full and a deep feeling of regret. Oh they have the cheek to include a service charge on the bill. Despite them literally only passing you the plate, you have physically got your drinks cutlery and sauces yourself. Enjoy!
Typical customers are chavs or the jobless (students).
Very overrated, depending which chain you go to. You can expect a 10 to 15 minute wait at a busier branch for a table to become free. Whilst waiting you can watch some of the people who are currently occupying the tables play on there phones and upload pictures to instagram of the food they have just ordered and finished eating (20 minutes ago)
After you have patiently waited for them to finish uploading selfies of themselves and leave, a member of staff (usually late teens/early twenties with a mixture of lifelessness & regret in their eyes) will usher you to a table.
Once you have sat at your table and read the menu. You will then have to queue up for a second time to order your food. (Up to 10 minutes in the busier branches). Whilst ordering you will be given a empty plastic cup which will be filled (by yourself) at the drinks machine.
After you have sat back at your table and had a conversation with your fellow diners about how you should of just gone to KFC, your food will arrive.
Once you have eaten your food you can leave, feeling slightly full and a deep feeling of regret. Oh they have the cheek to include a service charge on the bill. Despite them literally only passing you the plate, you have physically got your drinks cutlery and sauces yourself. Enjoy!
by Just Joe September 18, 2016
Get the Nandos mug.Child of life, child of sanction. Nwando's is ambitious,kind hearted,calm,dreamers (that's what makes her great), she is an over achiever, great listener, great person, although she can have her bad days that doesn't change anything about her amazing personality
He is such a Nwando
by Yin ☯️ April 9, 2021
Get the Nwando mug.A common term used by British citizens under the circumstance that they are watching their weight or their wallet and as such should not be attending the caloric overpriced venue known as Nandos.
Cheeky Nandos
Propagated across the internet by the misconception, misunderstanding and outright confusion of Great Britain's cross-Atlantic children "The Citizens of 'murica of the free" who know nothing about cheeky, and even less about weight watch.
Anger spread like wildfire across the dominant species of the Americas, the "Bareback-lardos" ( commonly referred too as Americans ) who quickly tried to censure the term by labelling any user as a "sub-human freak who just lost his masculinity to a selfie".
Their attempts however fell short for little did they realise the British lost all respect for themselves anyway as soon as they entered a pub.
Some examples of how a commoner of the British Iles would use the word 'Cheeky' with the word 'Nando's'. Note that 'cheeky' is used as a descriptive of 'Nando's'. IE the Nandos can be cheeky.
'I should be on the treadmill but going for a cheeky Nando's instead'
'Heading to Nando's for a cheeky one with my Gran's med dosh'
Propagated across the internet by the misconception, misunderstanding and outright confusion of Great Britain's cross-Atlantic children "The Citizens of 'murica of the free" who know nothing about cheeky, and even less about weight watch.
Anger spread like wildfire across the dominant species of the Americas, the "Bareback-lardos" ( commonly referred too as Americans ) who quickly tried to censure the term by labelling any user as a "sub-human freak who just lost his masculinity to a selfie".
Their attempts however fell short for little did they realise the British lost all respect for themselves anyway as soon as they entered a pub.
Some examples of how a commoner of the British Iles would use the word 'Cheeky' with the word 'Nando's'. Note that 'cheeky' is used as a descriptive of 'Nando's'. IE the Nandos can be cheeky.
'I should be on the treadmill but going for a cheeky Nando's instead'
'Heading to Nando's for a cheeky one with my Gran's med dosh'
by britFit May 17, 2015
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