New Zealand Birthday Party 

An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.

Jamie did the annual New Zealand Birthday Party last year... ITS NOW MY TURN!

New Zealand Birthday Party by Rionox March 1, 2023

Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller 

Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)

Shes completely bald after i gave her the Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller.

Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller by Franco-Kiwi Loki! June 25, 2009

Australia or New Zealand 

Pretty much the best two countries in the world.
Bet you wish you from either of these countries.

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Man, I wish I could be from Australia or New Zealand, they're just so cool, ay!?

Australia or New Zealand by Yajbfvbuierbv March 24, 2008

invade New Zealand 

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.

Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.

invade New Zealand by AnonJudicator October 20, 2009

new zealand 

A country made up of multiple island, mainly 2 large ones, and, yes, many too politically correct whingers! New Zealand is NOT a democracy, by the way, and it has too many MPs, who are paid too much of taxpayers money so they can go skiing in Europe every winter and sunbathe in Tahiti every summer. It also has the highest rate of youth suicide and child abuse. The prime minister is commonly thought of as a female, but there are serious doubts about that...

I'm Helen Clark, not so sure what sex I am, but I know I've got balls!

new zealand by Trevor Mallard is a Fat-head April 4, 2005

New Zealand 

Am I the only one here who realizes that "New Zealand" is a pristine word, not adapted or mutilated at ALL? Sheeyut, it's a concrete geographical area.

Nu Zizzle is an example of what "New Zealand" would like, were it actually slang.

New Zealand by Susurrus April 9, 2005

new zealand 

a place where all rip off australians go to be nuetral and where people cannot say the letter 'i'.

Ps. you can say australians are mean, but really it's just that u guys are way to politically correct. australia bags everyone out and doesn't give a shit if u bag us out. we're not that sensitive and the reason the world likes us and acknowledges us (cos they dont even know who u r) is because we're tough.

if u want an example of how prissy new zealanders are, finish reading all this "we're beautiful and just as good as australia! so don't be meanie poos" shit, then search australia and read about how proud we are to be poitically uncorrect we are, how we drink twice our own body weight in beer and how swearing is our language.

its better to be a quarter racist, than to all have the same boring views

new zealand by Sammi likes to swear November 18, 2006