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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
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Neek neet neel needle dick neeb nee neener neep needy neers
It means bed/sleep/hit the hay/nap/Zzz, etc (you get the idea).
I'm gonna go to nee-naw now.
Nee-naw by Kelly Lenigan August 10, 2008
scottish for, to purchase a new item, new one=nee-wan
i canni find ma trousi so i ganni nee ta buy a nee-wan
nee-wan by the trousi hunters October 3, 2006
that nee ha can sure dribble well.
nee ha by Buckmont Williams III March 29, 2008
Microscopic creatures from the planet Quazooba that now live in pencil holders on desks feeding from the pencil shavings and small bits of paper.
Save the Nee-nee's!

The Nee-nee's are stranded on earth and need our help to survive.
Nee-nee by MagikGhost720 September 4, 2011
A retards pernouciation of retard. Usually used in the context of calling someone a retard. Used with the hand jesture of pulling the thumb and index finger against the upper part of your chest.
"I'm a nee nar."
Nee Nar by James Hickey March 30, 2004