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Negative Wood

When someone says or does something so unattractive to the point that your penis actually inverts itself
Person 1: Did you see the way she eats her pizza?
Person 2: Yeah. I am getting negative wood just staring at her.
by darealslimshady October 14, 2012
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Nedas

Nedas is usually sleeping, or doing nothing. The sexiest Lithuanian boy EVER, and even though he does nothing the girls can't stay away from him. Everyone loves Nedas, even when they hate him.
"God, he's such a Nedas!"
"What did he do this time?"
"He keeps ignoring me, but I love him too much to say anything!"

"Yup, definitely got yourself a Nedas"
by dumbnigka June 15, 2020
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nedal nib amaso

nedal nib amasa means that you have come to a point of boredom that can't be turned back.
Look at yourself you are bored as fuck, bored enoug to search the oposite of Osama Bin Laden, aka the greatest hide and seek player in the world
-Hey look, he just searched: 'nedal nib amaso'!
°He must be bored as fuck!
by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm December 14, 2022
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Negative Infinity Base

A base that is so extreme, it defies all laws of science, math, physics, and even the girl codes. This is the base after Infinity Base. Everyone and everything that took part in infinity base is floating in limbo where they all procede to have an undescribale orgy.
After someone reaches infinity base and everything is floating in limbo, there's nothing to do but get to Negative Infinity Base!!!
by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010
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Neda

Gorgeous persian girl , usually very outgoing.
wow you look so beautiful , so neda.
by ohhello99 March 5, 2009
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Negative Banter

Fairly self-explanitory; an attempted piece of banter that not only falls dead, but manages to actually REDUCE the amount of banterousness around. If you come across any, you are advised to find a Banter Machine quickly and check the area for the presence of a Bantex
Any piece of chat about Land Rovers

"See that guttering over there, I put that up, did a really good job too"
by TourC*nt May 9, 2005
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negative-commodity

noun

Is an idealistic economical term which refers to those commodities and products that hold neither essential nor useful properties in sustaining or enhancing quality of life. But rather by nature are superficial, excessive and therefore hold no practical or essential value.
All Luxury items and goods such as Jewelry, clothing, consumer technologies, furniture's and rugs etc. All hold negative-commodity value.
by Baron Neville October 1, 2016
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