Tijuana Necktie

When you give a stripper a dollar while they are dancing on stage and they reach down and grab your crotch as a way of saying "Thanks, I'll stop by later and see if we can go to the backroom."

I just got Tijuana Necktied by that stripper, she is going to be coming back over here when she is done dancing, let me borrow some money.

by eyeHEARTtj April 6, 2008

columbus necktie

enter your partner from behind while wearing a condom. Immediately after you blow your load into the condom, you pull out, whip off the condom and tie it around your partners neck.

Bob blew his load and left Jill wearing a columbus necktie like a cum filled balloon animal

by darwins revenge January 30, 2009

Guinness Necktie

The contents of a pint of guinness that did not make it down your throat during a chug (irish car bomb) and ended up down the front of your shirt.

"I don't care how fast you bomb it, if you end up with a guinness necktie, you lose."

by elw31 March 31, 2008

Portuguese Necktie

Engaging a girl in the 69 position while one partner stands and the other is held upside down by the first partner. The upside down partner should have a strong tan line in the the shape of thong lines as to make the person resemble a tie and the tan lines a collar.

Portuguese Neckties are neckties that are Portuguese.

by Dicks Von Cheese May 20, 2012

Waterford Necktie

Similar to the Cincinnati Bowtie where one deposits a long turd during dismounting towards females feet.

After I finished with the Cincinnati Bowtie I left a six inch Waterford Necktie between her tits!!!

by Hank the Hank Hanky August 20, 2009

Rusty Necktie

The act of removing one's penis from a woman's anus, promptly inserting it between her breasts and fucking vigorously. Depending on the feces to penis to breast ratio, the necktie may be more, or less apparent given the circumstances.

I gave this chick such a rusty necktie last night the scrap yard has been calling all morning

by Long_Schlong_Silver March 17, 2011

Mississippi Necktie

A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.

Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."

Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010