by jazz4 May 17, 2011
Get the Native American mug.There really aren't any. If someone says they are Native American what they really mean is 200 years ago their great-great granmother/father whatever had a second cousin who was possibly 1/100th Native American.
White: I'm white I rule the world and know everything and everyone is dumb wee! Europe is so cool man!
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by Larry Kincaid September 19, 2005
Get the native americans mug.Native Americans that have lost their roots, own Casinos make crazy paper and yet kick people off their "property" for going through an ashtray. You know their uncle Tom native Americans when they ask for a red card ( don't those come from the white man they claim to hate so much?)
What did I do and hey I'm part native American so you should understand. Casino security: we don't care you have to go now and get white man ID that Says you're not one of them so we'll share with you some time. We are uncle Tom native Americans at Fallsveiw Casino because we try to be like the white man and we mistreat people for being part native American even if their mostly white so we can impress the full blown white man.
by Bueford Bongripper July 30, 2019
Get the uncle tom native american mug.by somebodyelsealtogether October 9, 2007
Get the Native American Church mug.I’m not going to write a definition I’m just going to say that anybody that knows a Native American is lucky and you pieces of shit who wrote racist things under this are Disgusting and you wouldn’t of lasted a second back in the day because they would’ve Scalped your ass
Native Americans have been taken for granted it’s only because their nice that they decided to let anybody fucking live Oh yeah let’s not forget you piece of shit and oh yeah then you brought guns and just fucking blew everybody away Instead of fighting like real man
by Nicolefu May 6, 2020
Get the Native American mug.1. A descendant of one of the tribes who lived in America before the Europeans arrived. It considered politically incorrect to call Native Americans "Indians," partly because when Christopher Columbus forgot his ADD medication and somehow thought America was India, he was wrong; and partly because it is considered offensive to real Indians to call Native Americans "Indians."
2. An Irishman who sailed to Japan, lived on soybeans until his thyroid was ruined, sailed back to Ireland, got kicked out for having a horrible voice, sailed back to Japan, got kicked out for having horrible math skills, then noticed the giant continents of North and South America and decided to live on them and have children with Eskimos and/or Mexicans.
3. A highly ghetto group of people living on reservations. They know every button combination in street fighter, every playing stat of their favorite basketball heroes, and a bunch of life's rules, such as "bros before hoes."
2. An Irishman who sailed to Japan, lived on soybeans until his thyroid was ruined, sailed back to Ireland, got kicked out for having a horrible voice, sailed back to Japan, got kicked out for having horrible math skills, then noticed the giant continents of North and South America and decided to live on them and have children with Eskimos and/or Mexicans.
3. A highly ghetto group of people living on reservations. They know every button combination in street fighter, every playing stat of their favorite basketball heroes, and a bunch of life's rules, such as "bros before hoes."
1. Christopher Columbus once sailed west from Portugal, hoping to find India and all its beautiful women. Instead, he found a bunch of Native American kids hanging around a basketball court, playing gameboys and drinking soda. "I'm going to pretend this never happened," he told himself, and sailed back to Portugal to tell his Portuguese friends that he had been to India.
2. WHITE KID: That Native American storyteller sounds like he has a hole in his throat.
OTHER WHITE KID: That's because he's Asian. Duh.
WHITE KID: Oh. Wait, so why is that one other Native American kid at the same level in math as me?
OTHER WHITE KID: Because he's Irish. Duh.
2. WHITE KID: That Native American storyteller sounds like he has a hole in his throat.
OTHER WHITE KID: That's because he's Asian. Duh.
WHITE KID: Oh. Wait, so why is that one other Native American kid at the same level in math as me?
OTHER WHITE KID: Because he's Irish. Duh.
by Bertoffski January 12, 2008
Get the native american mug.Native Americans are Loyal, Trustworthy, as well with being really nice people to one another. They do not like to cause any harm whatsoever.
A lot of people with Native American in them are the same way they do not like to judge, they are Loyal, Trustworthy, and always being honest.
A lot of people with Native American in them are the same way they do not like to judge, they are Loyal, Trustworthy, and always being honest.
by Mxdzss January 22, 2021
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