Harlem Napkin

Toilet paper. Used in place of a paper towel or a napkin.

You: Damn bro, you have hot pockets?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: I'm gonna cook one. Got any paper towels?
Friend: Na, but there are some harlem napkins in the bathroom.

by kevin padillac July 20, 2010

Napkin

White and Flat

Yo your girl issa straight up napkin

by Logan_____ August 1, 2017

mouse napkin

bits of toilet paper found in a womans vagina during oral sex

"Not again! I was down on this bird and she had a mouse napkin hidden in her hole!"

by Neil Mahoney October 13, 2007

meat napkin

the remains of a dirty feminine napkin after ones raging period.

Ashley threw her meat napkin at the bastard after he asked why she was being such a bitch.

by dirty vagina February 23, 2011

Man Napkin

The name for a man's pants when he wipes his greasy hands on them.

Him: "Why are the dogs always licking my lap?"
Her: "Well, if you'd stop using your man napkin, then they'd probably leave you alone."

by zImage October 9, 2008

Cunt Nugget Napkin

A tampon or any tampon like device used to soak up period juice.

Hey Sally is on the rag. Give her my old tee shirt to use as a cunt nugget napkin.

by Zeke 4 one is he October 10, 2011

I dropped my napkin!

Excuse for ripping a loud fart that can't be masked or blamed on anyone/anything else.

Thanksgiving dinner with many family and exchange students, Mom leaned over to pick up her napkin and let out a loud fart everyone heard. We all looked over at her and the only thing she could say was "I dropped my napkin"

You're in a meeting listening to a presentation and let one rip. Everyone looks at you. You say, "Sorry, I dropped my napkin!"

by coanwe July 26, 2013