myspy

when you use myspace to spy on ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-friends or even your ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's baby momma.

my boyfriend caught me myspying on my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. busted.

by sick bastid October 27, 2006

mysterious mysteries

From Invader Zim, Mysterious Mysteries is the show that Dib watches constantly.

Dib: Mysterious Mysteries is on!
Gaz: Why do you have a head?

or

Dib: i finally got pictures of Zim without his disguise, Im sending them to Mysterious Mysteries and then the whole world will know the truth!

by Invader Alice March 9, 2008

Mystery Chip!

A chip that has been licked and then put back in the packet

Matt: MYSTERY CHIP!
Brad: That's fucking gross

by BradPike February 21, 2009

mysteriousity

having, or relating to, mystery; a measure of mysteriousness

I like having a pen pal, because the mysteriousity of being anonymous is very fun and enjoyable.

by Davide Alejandro August 12, 2009

musty hole

An asshole that has not been properly cleaned before anal sex. The asshole is still steaming with feces and other nastiness. Stank, smelly, and otherwise unpleasant.

After Mike took a dump he left shit all over the handle of the hammer after shoving it up his asshole.

Dude, she must have had a musty hole because when i pulled out my dick was brown

by chazafor September 9, 2009

Mysta Champ

The best dude on the planet. He's what's up!

Yo who is that dude ? He looks as if he's a champ at everything!

Well yes that's because he is a champ...He's Mysta Champ!

by knowingwhatsup September 21, 2011

mystery squat

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.

After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019