crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

Mykenzi

Most important girl dont ever loose her.If you ever loose her you lide will be upset.She is a good friend and a even better sister.Cute,wise,awsome.Dont ever loose mykenzi she will never forgive you and she will kick your but.

#1Look at mykenzi
#2Did you say mykenzi
#1Yeah
#3smiles then faints

by #the walking dead April 22, 2017

i shit myself

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

by humanmale2 May 20, 2021

Mylene

1. A fun-loving person.
2. Friendly and respectful.
3. Always thinking about others.

P1:She's so nice
P2:She is such a Mylene

by komash December 3, 2010

played myself

Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.

The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":

"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"

by multi-wall June 30, 2008

McSensei

An English Speaking Westerner(USA/UK/OZ) who goes to Japan to teach English. A common practice now for those who want to learn Japanese, and/or want to be English teachers. Either looked up to by their students, or(most commonly) despised for being Wapanese.

Our old English teacher knows Japanese, cos he was a McSensei

by Pom (from recklessyouth) June 6, 2005

crack myself up

to laugh hysterically at your own jokes, whether or not anyone else laughs at them.

And then the eagle says, "That's not MY nest!"...sigh. I crack myself up.

by Jordija March 25, 2004