MVP

Massive Vanilla Penis. Used to describe a white man with large male genitalia.

Wow, Brody has such an MVP!!!

by snasnasnasnajjjjjj October 03, 2017

MVP

Mountain view player. dumbasses from mountain view high who think there better than homestead and austin

did you see thoughs mvp fags what losers

by joe January 16, 2004

MVP

Most Valuable Pendejo. Usually a member of a team who comited a vital mistake and cost the game.

Yesterday at the soccer game, Pedro was named MVP when he touch the ball with his hands in the penalty area.

by Zaid Moreno August 01, 2006

The MVP

When your receiving a BJ, right before you are about to blow, she grabs your dick like a trophy with either one or both hands,!waves it back and forth like she's won the Super Bowl and as you nut on her face you do your best Kevin Durant impression and say 'You da real MVP'

Boy 1: 'Did you and Kate do anything last night
Boy 2 'We didn't have sex but she let do The MVP on her'
Boy 1: 'Nice.'

by GhostfaceJR July 01, 2014

the mvp

1. having an affinity of sexual attraction to ones close family relatives

2. desiring sex with girls under the age of 10

Keep your little sisters away from Mike because he has the mvp.

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

MVP

Mike, Vinny and Pauly from Jersey Shore

Tonight it's MVP Night

by kiki405 March 16, 2011

the real MVP

After Kevin Durant's acceptance speech for NBA 2013/14 MVP, in which he called his mother the "real mvp", the term has become commonly used when giving someone appreciation or thanks.

"I did your homework."
"Thanks man, you the real MVP.

by thesvs October 07, 2014