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Stephen's musicianship class

The most boring and unnecessary class, no one goes there voluntarily and he keeps us captive for 55 minutes.

"Well, I didn't get to do everything I wanted to do today... cause this corner of the room was talking and laughing the whole time..." (said Stephen) People were enjoying your class? Unheard of!

If you want to unlearn everything you know about music come here!
I can't wait to go sit in silence In Stephen's musicianship class (as a saxophone player) and hear him talk about why it's more important to learn which note in a scale is the "do, rei, mi ect." instead of learning how to read music!
by benny bboiiieee November 18, 2021
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mugician

A magical musician. Someone capable of using music for purposes other than audible pleasure (such as hypnosis).
The entire audience was entranced when the mugician began to play his flute.
by rustyNISSAN January 11, 2009
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Mugician

A musician who also performs magic tricks while on stage.
We saw him giving a live acoustic performance, and then suddenly he made doves fly out of his guitar! He was the best mugician I've ever seen!
by Mr Arizona July 21, 2010
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musician's ear

term used by guitarists to explain why they are buying a new instrument when there is nothing wrong with the one they have, under the pretense that normal people's ears aren't as attuned to the sound of a guitar. skeptics often see this as a bullshit excuse to buy a cool new axe for purposes of showing off.
dude1: why did you buy that ibanez? it sounds just like your stratocaster!
dude2:no way man, they're totally different. you just don't have the musician's ear.
dude1:whatever man, you just bought that cuz it looks cool.
by simplegr33n420 April 14, 2009
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MusicianForums

Update: it's now againsted the rules to flame idiot n00bs and make them never want to come back because it gets in the way of mx's homosexual dating site advertising.
Musicanforums used to be cool.
by rock not roll January 7, 2005
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Musician

A dumb cunt who thinks they have an actual purpose in life, to make up for their general worthlessness and lack of motivation to actually live life with a sense of formal humanity. A musician constantly tells themselves that they will someday meet their purpose, when in actuality, they give up and work a 9-5 AM job, and ride on transit buses.
I'm a musician, I have a purpose in life that has more importance than yours.
by ((...)) February 11, 2017
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Musician

People who play an instrument with enough skill to make a living playing an instrument (or singing).
Jim-I play a guitar, why am I not a millionaire?
Kevin-You don't play a guitar well enough to make a living playing guitar.
Jim- That may be true, but why does that mean I have to respect somebody who plays a guitar well, or has played a guitar for years?
Kevin-Well because the musician who has done that makes a lot of money, it's their world since they own it. That's how it works Jim.
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018
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