Muskrat

A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!

Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"

by Muskratman March 30, 2015

muskrat summer

A dirty girl summer. Barefoot, long tail fuck around kind of summer

Damn mellony it's been one hell of a muskrat summer.

by Muskrat Bob May 26, 2024

Muskrat Hangover

When a guy puts a Davy Crockett hat on a chick, hangs her over the side of the bed and proceeds to engage in intercourse.

"This chick totally begged me to do the muskrat hangover with her tonight"

by ayecarumba September 8, 2011

Dirty muskrat

When your girlfriend or wife shits her pants or the bed as your fucking her.

I was fucking the shit out of amanda in the ass and she shit the bed..that dirty muskrat.

by The big bad carpet muncher February 17, 2020

detroit muskrat

The detroit muskrat is a retired hood rat with multiple baby daddies. You can usually find her on social media bashing black men because she failed at camping

Yo that detroit muskrat is crying on facebook again

by Yomommablack March 19, 2017

Missouri Muskrat

When during sex, the male slides his scrotum into his partner's anus and once the rectal muscles close the male will try to pop his genitals out. Like a muskrat pushing its head through a hole in the ground.

Eddie wanted to attempt a "Missouri Muskrat" with his girlfriend Janice.

by MrKumquats June 20, 2016