Definitions by CharlieChan
Horny Muskrat
A person who goes to sleep at 7am and wakes up for their 5pm shift at 4:45. Always ready to lay it down but has no girls and is to afraid to go out to get some. Also is very hairy and ugly
“Damn, Garry really is a horny Muskrat”
“I’ve gone to work, hit the gym, and had two meals before you even woke up you dumb horny muskrat”
“I’ve gone to work, hit the gym, and had two meals before you even woke up you dumb horny muskrat”
Horny Muskrat by CharlieChan January 4, 2026