Murf

Someone who is a stupid, annoying bastard and total waste of skin right down to their deepest roots

Justin Trudeau is such a murf. I can't believe we elected him Prime Minister

by Disgruntled Winnipeger February 28, 2018

murf

A pie ass nigga or a thing who rages at a game then goes to hulu.

is that a murf😱😱

by AJ334 December 29, 2018

Murf

Murf is a hunk he will be there for you when you need him. He is funny and you are lucky he you are dating him

Yo is that MURF he a hunk

by Murf_the_smurf July 31, 2019

MURF

The most caring loving father, husband strong and my ride or die!!

MURF He is the 💘 of my life the best stepfather anyone could ever have I love you Murphy faivela always and forever😍😘.

by The best friend someone could August 5, 2019

Murf

"Murf" means something similar to "ehhh". The word "murf" cannot be defined. You say it when you fell like saying it. There is no particular way to say it. It can mean anything like "yes" or "Whatever"

Person 1: "Hey, how you doing?'
Person 2: "Murf"

*awkward silence*
Person 1: "Murf"

Person 1: "You wanna do something?"
Person 2: "Murf"

by Bananawatermelonapple April 21, 2021

MURF

A murf is a n*gger

*black guy walks by*
Friend- "oh no it's a MURF!"
Me- "What's a MURF?"
Friend- "Code word for n*gger!"

by murfloves September 12, 2021

Murf

A safe for work alternative to swearing

"oh, murf"

by GroundZer0 January 25, 2022