by SlangMoribundInstitute July 30, 2022

A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey
by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009

The place between your ball sack and cock, due to Rupert Murdoch's close resemblance to a scrotum while being a dick.
by hairy A August 24, 2016

by Richard head 87 September 2, 2025

Causing racist trouble via the media; cheating; lying; phone tapping; having a sense of unwarranted superiority, or sensationalizing something irrelevant in-order to profit via the media.
by baby8dingo August 18, 2014

The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).
by brad455 August 14, 2022

The act of not ever being at work.
Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.
The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.
Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.
The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.
by Betty Humter March 20, 2023
