To give a handjob, sometimes used for blowjobs as well.
Button: verb, the process of giving a handjob or blowjob.
Mutton: noun, penis.
Button: verb, the process of giving a handjob or blowjob.
Mutton: noun, penis.
"I was at a party the other night and this girl just straight up pulled my mutton out and buttoned it. (Could be interpreted as either a handjob or a blowjob.)"
"Do you want to button my mutton?"
"Just button the mutton, alright?"
"Do you want to button my mutton?"
"Just button the mutton, alright?"
by pxm May 6, 2009
Get the Button the Mutton mug.1) A person who exhibits traits of both omnipotence and omnibenevolence
2) Slang for a person who faced Chuck Norris in battle and survived
3) A pasta dish without any sauce
2) Slang for a person who faced Chuck Norris in battle and survived
3) A pasta dish without any sauce
1) That monton is a nice guy. He drove dingos to extinction to save Australian babies.
2) Jesus is a monton.
3) Monton tastes like shit.
2) Jesus is a monton.
3) Monton tastes like shit.
by TheMongoose April 12, 2011
Get the monton mug.The little crackhole city past Redlands. Full of cool people who like to drink and smoke pot. If you are from Mentone, than you are definitely proud to say it.
by Dang! January 16, 2009
Get the Mentone mug.Ed Minton is one of the vocalists/guitarists of the band 'Elliot Minor' (formerly 'The Academy').
He is half Japanese, and has two sisters. He has a thing for green tea...
Ed met Alex at Uppingham School when they were 13, and is one of the two original members of the band. They started writing music and recording together, and performed acoustic covers at the school. In 2005, after leaving Uppingham, both decided to be serious about their music and took a gap year from their studies during which they focused on writing and recording their own songs.
He's super cool, and wants to show you his ride. Vroom, vroom!
He is half Japanese, and has two sisters. He has a thing for green tea...
Ed met Alex at Uppingham School when they were 13, and is one of the two original members of the band. They started writing music and recording together, and performed acoustic covers at the school. In 2005, after leaving Uppingham, both decided to be serious about their music and took a gap year from their studies during which they focused on writing and recording their own songs.
He's super cool, and wants to show you his ride. Vroom, vroom!
by C-to the-double-O-L March 1, 2009
Get the Ed Minton mug.Fella1: Why don't you listen to what I'm saying?
Fella2: Eh?
Fella1: I think you're getting a bit mutton
Fella2: Eh?
Fella1: I think you're getting a bit mutton
by manoz April 21, 2009
Get the mutton mug.The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'
Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'
Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'
Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'
by phatdik January 18, 2009
Get the Creamy Mutton Chops mug.The act of ordering foodstuff or drink -- especially appetizers and bottles of wine -- without concensus of the group, then expecting other diners to equally split the cost of the food or drink they did not consume.
I didn't want an appetizer because the meal I ordered was large, but Mike ordered the nachos anyway and tried to munson-split the cost when the check came.
Mike did this last time when he poured me a glass of wine I didn't want from his $300 bottle of cabernet he ordered. He then tried to guilt me into a munson-split of the bottle when we paid.
Mike did this last time when he poured me a glass of wine I didn't want from his $300 bottle of cabernet he ordered. He then tried to guilt me into a munson-split of the bottle when we paid.
by W.M. Rice May 19, 2005
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