The Mummy Returns

Just as good as the first and you know it.

Alex: Dude, I watched the Mummy Returns, and it blew!
*bitch slap*
Well, it wasn't that bad...

by Eljay April 3, 2005

mummy fart

an old fart, that's particularly old, wrinkly and smellayyyy.

d00d, mr. foley's such a mummy fart.

by sdgfdfg March 2, 2009

Mummy Surprise

After one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters anus; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter.

After pooping this morning, Charley avoided another Brown Ballerina by having Eric give him a Mummy Surprise.

by JediWords October 12, 2016

mummyfucker

Someone who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to (fictional) mummies.

Someone who appreciates the beauty of the bandages and the mystery that lies buried underneath.

*Not to be confused with necrophilia since they aren’t actually dead

“Hey have you read Rurouni Kenshin?”
“Hell yeah I have, Shishio is so damn hot. I’m such a mummyfucker now.”

by mummyfucker#1 October 11, 2019

Mums soul

Kind of like saying you promise? Or saying you swear on god

Say mums soul that you kissed that girl

by Blazing bull dog December 31, 2021

Mumsie man

A man who calls their significant other “Mommy”

Kevin is a Mumsie man, he calls Sarah mommy

by Imamunch March 15, 2023

ya mums a doorknob

Meaning your mum is a slag

"ya mums a doorknob, everyone's had a turn"

by Gimme cancer December 18, 2017