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military

1: A government department (s) charged with defence of national borders.

2: Members of the Military department (forces).

3: An armed government department employed to ensure security and home and abroad.

4: An armed force used to subdue or oppress groups which oppose governmental policy at home or abroad.

5: A designation which bestows virtual sainthood in some cultures.
examples of Military departments are , the Army, The Navy, The Airforce.
by daebh September 1, 2013
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Fork Union Military Academy

A military academy full of horny males that are attracted to anything without a penis. They are great guys once you get past their ravenous, flesh-craving nature... really.
Katie: so, we went to FUMA today, and wherever we went, there was always a pair of eyes on us.. kinda creepy...
by sexylexy May 7, 2005
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military

A term for someone who has any type of relation to the military.
"That guy's fuckin' military!"
by Dave January 14, 2004
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Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.
i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.
by drew April 24, 2005
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Sarasota Military Academy

A school that encourages kids to act like dicks and tell other people what to do. Also encourages small mindedness and promotes heavy-handed solutions to problems. Effectivly summed up as ridiculous, it would really be funny were it not so sad.
I went to Sarasota Military Academy, but I don't tell anyone becuase I'm ashamed.
by Jackeshamonesha July 11, 2009
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military slang

Language originating from and used by military personnel. They can be in the form of acronyms or actual words. They can come in the form of an insult, general conversation such as words to describe unit or job, and there are some educational ones.

This is a brief example, not by any means is it all inclusive.
Acronyms: Military Slang
FRED- Fucking Retard, Extra Dumb (insult to someone who typically fits the description)(You literally make this their nickname)
RABFO- Riding Around Base Fucking Off (conversational, acronyms are just easier sometimes)
SAR- Search and Rescue (occupational)

Phrases: Military Slang
Dick Beaters: Your hands (usage-general conversation or insult..."Get those dirty Dick Beaters off my shirt")
Cock Holster: Your mouth (usage-derogatory..."I didn't hear you, my dick was in your Cock Holster again")
Douchebagery: General stupidity (usage-derogatory, reference, conversational..."The Douchebagery that projects from that disgusting cock holster is unbelievable. Congratulations FRED, you found yourself making it through another day.")
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U.S. Military

Power house of the world. The future ruler of all living things
My U.S. Military will kick your Militaries @$$!
by Jon's Mom April 2, 2003
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