Mulchy

1. (adj) A compliment used to describe someone/something that is voluptuous/bangin' in a very ghetto way.

2. (adj) A word used to describe someone who sleeps around.

1. Damn LaShandra, did you just come from Home Depot? Cuz that ass is mulchy!

2. Kayla has got to have an STD cuz she's the mulchiest girl I know.

by DJ_DZine October 16, 2010

mulching

you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.

i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.

by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003

Mulck

When you eat a chip/ cracker sideways.

Bro 1: Ow!
Bro 2: Whats wrong?
Bro 1: I mulcked bro.
Bro 2: Damn, are you okay.

*starts having rough anal sex*

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

mulch around the sugar shack

Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.

Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!

by TioLeo December 4, 2022

Mulch Nap

A deep and disorienting nap; refreshing but not permanent like a dirt nap would be.

I took a mulch nap after work and woke up at 8pm thinking that I was late for work the next day.

by DB0380 April 20, 2023

SULLY MULCAHY

He is a THICCCC boi he hits big bombs In bsbl

That guys is a sully mulcahy he hits nukes

by VLCstick November 11, 2020

Brendan Mulcahy

Super cool guy, very phizer. Better than a stupid name like Brennan. Can swim, wears flip flops (very cool), gets mad puss.

I saw Brendan Mulcahy yesterday with ice cream from rebel market

by Jiant Brother April 27, 2022