ass mugged

when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly

My boss took out all his crap on me today so I ass mugged him to make me feel better.

by Jean Painter September 20, 2008

Moggled

The state in between sober and tipsy, where you feel both the anxiety of your ability to perceive the real world in detail but also feel the hope and reassurance that you will soon be drunk.

"I was frantically trying to escape the reality of the situation, but i was still only moggled."

by Bowie David April 10, 2009

Muggle Mushrooms

Culinary or not Magic Mushrooms. Mushrooms with no psychoactive or toxic properties.

Dudette: Hey, whatcha cooking?
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!

by nygeek September 22, 2015

Murgled

To be murdered / burgled , or the fear of it happening

"Can you come to take the trash out with me ?, I don't want to get murgled "

"Can you come to take the trash out with me ?, I don't want to get murgled "

by Itsbreanna April 16, 2019

Muggles

1. The non magical people in the Harry Potter series.
2. The one who don't read manga but claims himself as the biggest fan of the series just by watching anime
3. One who don't read Marvel comics but claims himself as the biggest Marvel fan just by watching few overrated MCU movies.

John : " Do you know I am the biggest One piece fan in the world"
Mark : " That means you have read the manga , right? "
John : "Nah just watched the anime"
Mark : "Oh, then you are one of those muggles".

by The_World_Should_End May 31, 2020

muggle

Slang for weed, used during the early 1900's.

"Hey Ralph, you'd better lay off the muggles"

by Jimmy Harper December 28, 2007

Mugged

verb - to be drunk.

A Scottish slang word for being intoxicated.

'Alison had 8 jager-bombs last night, needless to say, she was mugged by 11 o'clock.'

by HPftw September 18, 2012