Muffitis

Unlike what the name suggest, this is not an inflammatory condition. The term is used to refer to people who always complain and have a general negative attitude toward self and others. Verb: muffing.

He is always muffing , i think he had Muffitis.

by Muffing July 26, 2018

Muffin™

A fucken fine ass boi with a heart full of love and a head full of anime and Kpop trash.
Beautiful

Beautiful

Beautiful

Yes I had to put that three times because it’s the truth
Toll in the smollest way
Massive bubbly personality that I just wanna eat up
S M A R T

Humongous uwu supplies
Just a bloody lovely human if I’m honest dear lord am I LUCKYYY
I LOVE YOU, YOU PRECIOUS WHATSIT AHHHHH

My choc-chip banana Muffin™

by toastedtoast February 11, 2019

moffittized

MOFFITT cancer institute baptized with their diagnoses.

local Doctors do not know what their doing I need to be Moffittized before making any decisions for treatment

by MeandmyArrow April 17, 2019

Murfitt

A very sexy and handsome young chap who's got a massive penis and great at sex.

A Murfitt is only better when his forename is Josh which makes him the best chance of ever having an orgasm in sex.

Yo Josh Murfitt fuck me like the dirty slut I am, Omg God Ur dick is sooooo long!

by Super legit guy March 16, 2020

Murfitt

A Murfitt is only better when his forename is Josh which makes him the best chance of ever having an orgasm in sex.

Yo Josh Murfitt fuck me like the dirty slut I am, Omg God Ur dick is sooooo long!

Or bruhhhh Ur such a goat!

by Super legit guy March 16, 2020

Muffist

A dude who hates being called a muffin, even tho his name is similar.

Example:
Person 1: HEY MUFFIN!
Muffist: Fuck off!

by Vwi22 November 24, 2021

maffitt

Accent ridden surname which a bit of English twang

Hey Maffitt, starvation causes my Zingers to boil.

by Dr. Slickfish Popsquash December 7, 2021