muffdruff

Dandruff from the female pubic region.

Whoa - you need to get down with the Head & Shoulders to treat that muffdruff!

by Duffstar July 14, 2005

Muffcake

Its a cupcake and a muffin combined together. Scientists have made it up and have not yet released it to the public.

The boy bragged about having a muffcake and she did not.

by Bandie4ever October 6, 2010

muffatti

Lesbian Mafia or tough lesbians esp. when in a group. Easily spotted by their standard outfit of white tee-shirts, blue jeans, and Danner boots or Doc Martin’s. Their hair is usually cut in a buzz or flattop or any haircut that traditionally would be considered masculine. Muffatti walk with a swagger, talk tough, travel in packs, and can often be seen trying (unsuccessfully) to pick up on Lipstick Lesbians.

Disambiguation – Bull Dyke – Muffatti usually aren’t big or tough enough to be considered bull dykes and find their strength in numbers

n - I would not walk into that bar, Muffatti hate straight men.

adj - Seattle's Wild Rose is a Muffatti Bar.

by plantlife November 22, 2006

muffgardener

A guy who is a chick's servant

That guys a muffgardener

by Dalt May 22, 2006

muffdiving

the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time

hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Muffcabage

Muffcabage is an expression originating from new jersey. Used by house wives in jersey to insult one another, Muffcabage has many definitions. 1. A woman's vagina that is very big. 2 A retard or stupid person. 3 A woman who over tans herself. loves sex. digs guys who where Ed harvy and get their hair done in a slut like way.

1.Oh, She is such a muffcabage

2. Your nothing, your just Muffcabage

by AJERSEYTHING November 21, 2010

muffia

The tendancy for some lesbians (both faux and real) to indulge in mafia or mob-like behaviour.
The term can also be used in a satirical or derogatory manner.

She's a fully paid-up member of the Muffia.

by irritant June 4, 2003