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Muff Cabbage

Used in the episode South Park "It's a Jersey thing" to make fun of the Jersey accent. The people from Jersey in the episode keep saying Muff Garbage, but everyone in South Park thinks they are saying Muff Cabbage.
Jersey woman: "You're Garbage, you're Muff Garbage!"
Normal Woman: "Did you just say Muff Cabbage?"
by Mithotyn October 18, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing
by Roc18 October 16, 2010
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Muff cabbage

Assuming that a muffin top is when a womans fat spills over her tight jeans, muff is referring to something of-putting towards a woman.

Also cabbage just sounds like a reference to the vagina area

So muff cabbage is either a massive vagina (like a camel toe), or a really stank ass nasty vag, with so much syphilis and pus oozing out of it it has the appearance of cabbage
You are muff cabbage!!

I pulled of her panties and instead of a beautiful pussy i find a muff cabbage!!
by thomasthemountainman October 17, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

A bad tasting vagina. slang for a sour unpleasant tasting vagina.
I went to give her oral and she had muff cabbage.
by answersinc. October 15, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

The vagina of a Jersey or wannabe Jersey Guidette.

Symptoms: generally accompanied with balding, smell of fresh gucci leathers, and STD creams. Commonly confused with an oompa loompa vagina due to it's "nautral" orange glow. Commonly has cabbage appearance due to its many layers and folds.

Causes: Smush Smush guido/guidette occurances after sweaty fist-pumping encounters.

Cure: unknown
You have a muff cabbage bitch!
I can smell your muff cabbage from Lodi.
What an angry muff cabbage!
by Vagius October 17, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

A redundant slang term used by New Jerseyens that translates to "vagina vagina". It is believed the term Muff Cabbage originally translated to "Muff of New Jerseyens", perhaps because of the cabbage like appearence of the Jerseyen muffs- which is caused by the overly frequent use and abuse they are often subject to.
Jersey girl #1: You're muff cabbage.
Jersey girl #2: No you're muff cabbage- muff cabbage.
Bystander: You both are muff cabbage... its a Jersey thing.
by BiP0larBear October 17, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

by JMoyer October 15, 2010
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