mulleted

having an unfortunate mullet by accident.

you fall asleep at a random party, after drinking to much and you start to see racoons. you wake up at 6 in the morning dragging yourself to your apt. when you discover people are looking at you with fear in their eyes. when you finally come home and look in the mirror you discover that you have the worlds worst mullet. guess you just got mulleted.

by shmort March 22, 2009

Muellerism

A quality or way of life involving being exceedingly innocent in reality, but saying terribly sexually inappropriate things without realizing it in front of children.

Muellerist: "Alright, class, let's look up Leda and the Swan." Class: (dead silence) Muellerist: "Oh my, why are these so graphic?" Class: "What a muellerism!"--- Muellerist with a speech impediment in a Croc's store: "Goth, theeth cocs are tho comforthabul!" Friends: "Mueller!"

by Alberth Wethker March 20, 2011

mullered

To be absolutely off your face on drink and drugs, derived from the Yoghurt manufacturer Muller, after people (mostly gimps) used to go round sayin Creamed, Creamed turned to Mullered

" I was fackin mullered on friday night in the club, I was so facked that I started usin cockney words like Mullered "

by John Gaskell December 28, 2005

millered

to fall in love, be used, misled, cheated on, and to have your heart ripped out by who appears to be "a fucking angel"

1: She's got a new boyfriend named Jesse!


2: I feel bad for him he is going to get millered! We need to warn him.

1: He wont listen..its impossible for someone not to fall in love with the bitch.

by shitthefuck August 9, 2008

mullered

How one feels after taking a lot of ecstacy and / or amphetamines.

We were all mullered when we got back from Bullet Proof at 7am.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

Mueller

The greatest of all time.

Mueller is going to bring justice to America.

by arooo June 1, 2018

Muellerism

Tall tales accompanied by a well-defined and creative description of a particular scent.

Even as if getting a foot massage from another guy wasn't bad enough, the smell of the water was like dank underwear covered in malt vinegar. The accuracy of this muellerism was like nothing they had ever seen.

by 0mueller0 February 26, 2008