mud flap

When a male puts his nut sack over a female's nose and mouth while she is sleeping and snoring, thus creating a mud flap effect, as that of a mud flap blowing in the wind against a tire.

I give my girlfriend a mud flap every night.

by funked yo motha November 27, 2010

Mud Flapping

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the moot, hence covering the flaps in poo.

similar to mud bagging (masculine)

friend: hey jenny, whats that smell?

mud flapper: sorry, i just did some heavy mud flapping

friend: mmm, delightful...

by Dick Champ April 30, 2011

mud flap

uncircumsized, the foreskin can be used as a protective barrier during a buggering session

no condom needed here, i already have a mud flap!

by stueyscott June 23, 2005

mud flap

The huge folds of skin near a fat girl's vagina.

I couldn't find her clit b/c of her huge mud flaps.

by digoldong November 19, 2007

mud flap

fairly big ass cheeks

My girlfriend has some great mud flaps.

by King Shit January 17, 2003

mud flap

when your girlfriend sharts on ur balls while diong her missionary style

my girlfriend had burritos for lunch and gave me a mud flap during our nooner.

by lunchbox9000 August 23, 2009

Mud Flaps

A very very very very old woman's vagina.
In other words, the vaginal lips are so old and saggy that they hang down like 2 mud flaps on a car.

I saw a pair of Mud Flaps walking down the street last night.

by stevegrebb October 10, 2007