Mucky Hug

when you give a girl a hug but secretly you've just knocked one out in the toilet and you wipe jizz all over her back without her realising.

Man that girls hot, she doesn't fancy me though so i'll have to settle for a mucky hug!

by lethal bizzle August 20, 2007

mucky crisp eater

A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub

Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 08, 2006

Mucky Work Fingers

Waht i'd give to Girls aloud. Specially that Kimberley...

You seen that girls aloud?
Yup they'd all get the mucky work fingers - right up em.

by Nozzer August 25, 2006

Mucky bum

Mucky bum is the result of passing copious amounts of excrement and having it stick to unusually long anal hair.

I have a bit of a mucky bum this morning dude.

by RideshareLingo November 30, 2019

Muckies

nude photos

oi babe, send me some muckies

by qwertyasdapop February 20, 2019

Mucky duck foot

When you finger the anus a little too hard with out the knowledge they haven't douched, so when you get up you leave a poopy duck foot print on floor or bum cheek.

Me and this person got very crazy last night, I fingered the bum which was great, but didn't realise it was a fully loaded bum, when I pulled out I left the mucky duck foot prints everywhere.

by Douski May 08, 2023

Mucky Wank

A reyt nawty n mucky as fuck wank that’s just reyt horrible n mucky x

Fiending for a reyt mucky wank reyt nar

by Cheryl.cole678 July 23, 2023