Molesta La Breastas

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'

Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

by Joe English April 20, 2006

Mandated Modesty

The simple requirement that everyone must dress modestly.

The objective of mandated modesty is to assimilate the culture with traditionalist ideals. The way the masses dress can often be reflective of the state of the culture... in today's age, the typical American will wear sweatpants, graphic t-shirts, 3XL shirts, revealing clothing, awful looking shoes, and so on... These examples serve as a representation of a society that is lazy, depressed, overweight, promiscuous, obsessed with consuming, and ultimately without a purpose- the antithesis of excellence.

This idea is similar to the "broken window theory" regarding that the appearance of the surrounding environments can influence the behaviors of those within that environment. In essence, people will act in accordance with the beauty -or lack of- in their environment.

The low-IQ explanation: Requiring people to "fake it until they become it" to improve the culture.

"I'm tired of walking into Walmart and seeing 3XL graphic t-shirts with coomer-esque references... This is why we need Mandated Modesty!"

by schizo.lounge January 27, 2022

molester van

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.

Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)

by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008

modest mouse

Modest Mouse are the only band to have successfully stayed "indie" when they turned mainstream.

Modest Mouse is the only true indie band that is played on the radio

by Anna Loves Modest Mouse May 9, 2005

child molester

someone that has sex with little kids

kyle depenning likes to have sex with little kids every nite
he is a child molester

by kyle depenning December 9, 2006

modest mouse

The greatest band to ever touch this Earth.

"I like Modest Mouse"

by Fish Sandwich March 29, 2003

Moesha

Moesha's are strong, independent women, they are women of God and are humble. They're thick and amazing lovers, they will always love their partner wholeheartedly. The are wifey material and should not be slept on. Moesha's moves past petty jealousies, are intellectually challenging ,honest and genuine, empathetic, ambitious, are consistent, puts in effort for you ,carries herself with class. Though they have these qualities you wouldn't want to mess with one of them, because they don't take disrespect lightly. Their husbands names are usually Shane, James, Andrew or Daniel (most likely Shane). But if you get lucky to be with one of them don't let them go.

Guy: "Whats a good example of a wife?"
Guy: "Moesha."

by prettylittlesecret January 23, 2018