Mopey Fuck

A mopey fuck is a person who is always pessimistic and sad about every bloody event in their life. A mopey fuck will constantly act glum regardless of the occasion and often persistently talk about how terrible their life is and will always find a negative to even the happiest of events.

Mopey Fucks are unlike normal realists, despite being miserable about life's misfortunes, they seem to bring them upon themselves by constantly being pessimistic, in fact, they seem to enjoy misery and suffering, despite how much they piss and moan about it.

Person 1: My gosh, it's such an awesome day outside! The sun is shining brightly in the cloudlessly blue sky, a cool breeze is gently rippling the crisp air....

Person 2: All I see is pain and misery...

Person 1: Go piss off, you mopey fuck.

by Leto172010 December 26, 2010

moppy

Someone who cleans people and or situations up. Like how a mop cleans the floor, a moppy person makes those around them better. Typically an attribute of people named Taylor. Also if a person is moppy its a safe bet they are also pretty.

I used to carry around money in a sock and be belligerently drunk a lot of the time until my moppy girlfriend used her moppiness powers on me. Now I only do those things occasionally.

by will72 October 14, 2008

moany boner

When you have a boner, but it's so strong that you moan.

Why are you so load?
It's because im so hard and have a moany boner

by Shinny momma February 6, 2015

Monytail

A pony tail worn by a man (usually a hipster).

Wow look how long his monytail is!

by Malinator May 25, 2016

mopey cunt

The listless/sad/unproductive feeling you get when you are away from your loved one.

"I'm such a mopey cunt when she's not around!"

"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"

"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"

by Katsbud February 22, 2018

Moany

The personification of a moan. Constantly moaning it gets annoying but some guys are into it. LMAO

Person:Oh look its moany... shes moaning again.
person 2: Wow hot

by theonlylilnutty November 22, 2019

monye

A genuinely good person. Amazing, beautiful, smart. She will always be there for you and if you ever find a Monye never let her go. She’s an amazing friend and wife.

You’re friends with a Monye? Lucky

by Cocodog October 17, 2020