moped

Similar to mo except more so. More of a sucky thing. More of a frustrating situation, etc.

You killed my mom? You're a moped!

Girl 1 : My mom just died.
Girl 2 : That's a moped.

by debbi domination November 5, 2008

Dirty Moped

Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.

'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"

by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

Danger Mope

To walk slowly across a street without yielding to or acknowledging oncoming traffic, crosswalks or other pedestrian laws. Usually seen in rough, urban areas.

I had to slam on my breaks today while I watched some gangstas danger mope across the street.

by A_Concerned_Brother December 4, 2010

Mormon Moped

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

by Mikejaret February 25, 2017

Mope Status

When someone updates their Facebook status with a remark that clearly is seeking attention and trying to get people to feel bad for them.

"FML"

"Home alone tonight.....again"

"I can never find a girl in this town"

-MOPE STATUS

by hotdoghamburger February 20, 2011

pope of mope

nickname for Morrissey, former lead singer of the Smiths

The Pope of Mope roots for Chivas USA. Its in his blood!!

by dailyscourge January 4, 2008

MOPE

Mildly Obese People Enraged:
A political group that was formed for and by the common fat man.

Or a rap group of fat people with names like
fatty cent, noticibly F A T, lil egg roll, fity burgers

"Hey can i join MOPE?"
"Nah, eat a couple of sticks of butter then talk to me."

by Xavier O'Connor October 30, 2007