montana moonpie

While the old lady is getting it from behind the male pulls out and fills her with cake mix and a fresh egg and proceeds to mix the batter.

Man I cant wait to take old girl to the house and make a montana moonpie!

by Savagelane October 28, 2018

chattanooga moonpie

An orgy consisting of 2 black men, 2 Asian women, and a white transvestite...

Man, I sure would love to film a Chattanooga moonpie!

by Gnawedwick July 17, 2016

Carolina moonpie

Carolina moonpie: ejaculate on top of a medium sized turd cake then place an identical turd cake on top of the ejaculate. Serve to a woman on a Dixie brand paper plate.

I go down to the trailer park on Friday nights to feed the hoes a Carolina moonpie. Those meth heads do anything for money.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

rusty moonpie

When a girl is giving a male a rim job and the remains of a previous bowel movement leaves dried feces around her mouth.

Hey Sarah what the hell is that all over your face? Oh that's just the rusty moonpie Brian gave me.

by Puddjuice February 7, 2017