Flying Himalayan Mongoose

Requires the male to drink sufficient alcohol the previous night for molten chico stick shit. Also, a chick with large tits. The act of dropping that chico stick deuce between said large tits and smashing them together to make them stick. Next insert dick between tits from the underside and piss in her face. Flip her over and bang her in the ass until you bust a nut. Return to the front side and titty fuck her before your dick returns to flacid state. Then jam your shit/piss/penis-pudding covered peener in her vajayjay. Grab her bologna drapers , spread them wide, and blow chunks into her vagina. If performed correctly you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.

I gave my gf an awesome flying himalayan mongoose.

by chris's birthday August 16, 2009

Himalayan Mongoose

you have to drink beer the night before, so you get that molten chico stick kinda shit and the chick has to have big tits.

You drop that chico stick deuce between her tits, smash them together and make them stick. Then you punch your dick between her tits from the underside, piss in her face this way. Flip her over, bang her in the ass until you nut. Flip her back over, tit fuck her before you get soft, then jam your shit/piss/nut covered peener in her cunt. For bonus points, grab her bologna drapes (pootie lips), spread them wide, and fill it full of half digested pizza. This is technically a Flying Himalayan Mongooes. If you do it right, you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.

Dude, I gave my neighbors wife a Flying Himalayan Mongoose last week. I felt bad and bought some flowers for her funeral yesterday.

by Lemonjello Walker October 2, 2007

Arabian Moongoogles

When someone is sleeping and you put your balls on their eyes and wait for them to wake.

Pipp was taking a quick nap when I put my nuts on his eyes, he awoke to Arabian Moongoogles on his face.

by Randjob December 27, 2007

Mongooses Apple

To possess inhuman speed in Liverpool.

Only BP is quicker than a Mongooses Apple

by Rohlee Johlee September 15, 2006

street mongooses

one (or more) mongooses who get thrown out in the streets at an early age and become street smart this can cause both good and evil, usually the latter and many of the young innocent mongooses become foul loathsome ones.
but we must not blame themselves but we must blame society for this injustice.

the street mongooses came down the lane

street mongooses enjoy pie

by pimpguy_666 July 14, 2004

Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

fart mongoose

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.
2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)
3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.

That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.

by chou chou January 5, 2008