Slap Ass Month

The month of October where you can slap any guy or girls ass without getting in trouble or maybe you will but it is mainly for high schoolers and middle schoolers so hide yo ass

Hey

Hey
*slaps ass*
Why did you slap my ass its slap ass month

by He is dorky October 2, 2019

Cory Monteith

Wonderful person. He was 6'3". Cory played character Finn on Fox's TV show GLEE. He was engaged to Lea Michele, but a week before they were to get married, he was found dead in his hotel room in Vancouver. He was a great inspiration to others, and he saved my life. If he was still alive, i would thank him. He saved our lives, but we couldn't save his. -All Gleeks

They're a great person, they must be a Cory Monteith.

by Gleeks October 17, 2013

Da'Monte

Da'Monte is the best boyfriend he is a brave and horny and funny and crazy if you see Da'Monte just knows girls it's your chance

girl 1: Last night Da'Monte give it to me

girl 2: Da'Monte let me lick his d*** Last night

girl 3: He got a Big one yallllllllllll

by Da'Monte February 6, 2018

three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Monterey

A city on the central coast of California where all high school and college students claim there is nothing to do.

Jim: Hey what do you wanna do today?
Dan: I dunno dude. There's nothing to do in Monterey.

by chaychel October 14, 2011

montefiore

When a male skips an erection and ejaculates.

"Jenny bent over and I montefiored"

by Jenny montefiore September 15, 2016

Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.

Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"

by Poncejuice December 12, 2018