MonkeyFrog

1) For a male to pry open a woman's mouth and perform intercourse with her mouth without any struggle; referring to the popular internet video of a chimpanzee using the mouth of a frog for sexual gratification.

2) To be taken advantage of .

1) My girlfriend was so tired last night, I decided to just monkeyfrog her and call it a night.

by geekpower November 10, 2010

Monkeyfacing

A sexual act, performed to humiliate another, usually a woman. The man shaves his pubic hair, leaving it until he ejaculates in the females face, then throws the hair into her face where it sticks and shouts "monkeyface!". Alternatively the man may decide to rip his or his partner's pubic hair out at the moment of passion and throw it into the mixer.

"Upon sighting the White Whale, Captain Ahab grabbed Queeqeg and forced him roughly to his knees where he gave him a monkeyfacing, in the New England style". From Moby Dick by Herman Melville.

by Hill of the Dans October 20, 2008

monkeyboy

gay guitar player with bald head and glasses

i hear that monkeyboy likes it up the anus while he strums his plank

by eamon target September 4, 2003

monkeyfuck

same as clusterfuck. a big mess caused by too many people doing a task and getting in eachother's way.

Look at all these people pushing to get out the fireescape. What a monkeyfuck!

by wordguy September 28, 2012

Monkeyfaceniggerbutt

This is what one calls another when someone is acting in a stupid manner.

Abdullah: Hey michelle, you look like a "dike"!
Michelle: You Monkeyfaceniggerbutt!

by Shaniqua Taraski September 8, 2008

MonkeyFu

guy with crazy slsk collection.

MonkeyFu ownz0rs

by V December 11, 2003

monkeyface

Ol' Monkeyface was a pioneer to the Golden State of California during the gold rush. After having tried his luck at odd jobs on the mighty Mississippi and a failed trip to find riches in South America, Ol' Monkeyface continued his voyage around the tip of South America and headed to old San Francisco.

Whilst there he encountered a number of strange characters and had many strange adventures before heading to the Sutter Mill region of Northern California. While there he failed to find gold (though often was it on his mind) but had many adventures and he-hi-larity.

A particularly funny anecdote pertained to a time when he attempted to wrestle a dozen armadillos.

His descendents live in the East and North bay, close to San Ramon, CA

Ol' Monkeyface says: (some bit of dusty wisdom)

by Steven G. Harms October 28, 2004