moneycut

The first man to push p while having the city on his back before he turned into the plug a year later

I want to be like MONEYCUT when I get older

by GODLYMONEY February 28, 2022

MonkeyNut

An 18 year old guy that has no job and talks shit online all day to a 15 year old kid and thinks he's funny
He also really likes to stop arguments and continue them at the same time
Is also a massive hypocrite and likes to tell other people that they are hypocrites and he's not
He also hates on anything he doesnt agree with

MonkeyNut is a faggot

by Stinky Monkey Man July 27, 2022

monkeysuit

A monkeysuit is a tuxedo or similar formal wear. The term originated from how street performer-organ-grinders dressed their monkeys in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

We all dressed in our monkeysuits to go the dinner with the big-shot politician.

by Multi-Lingualist July 30, 2022

monkeybuster

When you bust monkeys by killing them, or other things

Did you hear about the monkeybusters in China?

by Therog373737 September 16, 2023

Monkeypunching

The sexual acting of fully inserting an unpeeled ripe banana into another's orifice, and after complete insertion, reaching in and grabbing the banana in hand, enclosing the hand around the fruit making a fist, and attempting to remove the ripe fruit from the orifice repeatedly, causing the fruit to burst and squish internally in hand against the muscular closure force incurred by the orifice, until the hand is removed with a ruined banana. Metaphorically akin to the water finding trap used on baboons in the Sahara, or raccoon traps used in the American South as described in the novel "Where The Red Fern Grows"

The monkeypunching caused a prolapse that was as sweet as it was ejaculatory.
The monkeypuching did not go as planned, as an unripe banana was used, resulting in hemorrhaging, rather than hemmeroids.

by Profane Virtue July 18, 2024

Monkeynutting

Monkeynutting is the process of injecting Bananna paste up ones urethra, and then squirting it out into a person of color's mouth for sexual enjoyment.

Bob was caught monkeynutting into ladarishawntaviouses mouth

by Bob the door knob December 18, 2024