monkey

A small swinging creature, often misplaced.

"I've lost my monkey"
"don't worry he'll turn up"

by jim February 25, 2005

monkey

one who is, or aspires to be monkeyed.

"were you a monkey last night?"
"Too right, I was as fucked as a monkey!"

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

monkey

slang for a nigger, or african american. People with big nose and big lips resembling gorilla or chimpanzee family.

"you are talking about that monkey man? psst "

"Porch monkey sneaked in my house and stole my t.v."

by ryandyan October 3, 2007

monkey

A vagina hahahahahahahahahahaha

hey brah, that monkey's got teeth.

by mike oksmall March 4, 2008

monkey

500 units of a given currency, esp. English pounds

That new hi-def T.V. cost me a good two monkeys

by E-n January 7, 2006

monkey

Suffix that, when added to a root noun, describes a person who is obsessed with or loves the meaning of the root noun.

-Sometimes the applied word can be figurative.

Ben: Your brother really likes to wank a lot, doesn't he?
Mike: Yeah... he's a real greasemonkey.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

monkey

500 of our finest English Pounds for one frequenting the London area...

Ere you faahckin nonce you owe me a monkey

by Frosty Jack March 18, 2004