Moneydump

Takin a duece while on the company clock. Originating in Southern NJ.

Employee 1: Man, I really hate when i have to take a dump at work.

Employee 2: Dude, you're crazy! I'm all about the straight up gold producing MONEYDUMPS!!!!

by ONLYNOD July 6, 2011

Cash-Money

A word meaning really cool or stupendously awesome.

That’s not very Cash-Money of you, Kyle.
It would be very Cash-Money of you to come to my book club meeting this Saturday.

by shrekzbigtoe May 5, 2020

fuck you money

any amount of money allowing infinite perpetuation of wealth necessary to maintain a desired lifestyle without needing employment or assistance from anyone.

The 6% guaranteed interest payments from Bill's investments earn him about 12 million dollars per year. His standard of living only requires approximately $4,000,000 per year. He will never need to be employed by anyone. He has "fuck you money".

by crimson May 4, 2003

A bad amount of money

It's like, the worst amount.

"It's just that spent a bad amount of money recording this album and I really want to know what your opinion is." -Amir Blumendfeld

by Jiggy With It March 3, 2012

Money Printer Go Brrrr

The sound a printer makes when the federal reserve needs to print $6 trillion to prop up the stock market and sway away from the reality of current bad news. The 2020 COVID-19 outbreak caused the S&P 500 to crash 35% and reaching lows in mid-march. That was until Jerome Powell and the Federal Reserve begin revving up their money printers to try and save the stock market from total collapse despite all the bad news so far.

30 Million people unemployed and a 15% unemployment rate? Doesn't matter, money printer go Brrrr

A total of 80,000 U.S. deaths from the coronavirus pandemic? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

The total collapse of the oil, tourism, and hospitality industry? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

Example 1
WSB put holder: Why are stocks mooning when there is more bad news than good news? My puts are expiring worthless!
WSB call holder: Because money printer go Brrrrrrr

Example 2
Wojak Ancap: Nooooo! You can't just print more money that will cause hyperinflation and prices to go up!
Wojak Boomer: Haha money printer go Brrrrr

by Arizona Cardinals May 9, 2020

Big Booty Young Money

A phrase coined by Garrettonimus Horne I, the highest level of self-actualization. Personal Nirvana.

A philosophy adopted by big bootyists.

Also see: Big Bootyism

We need some Big Booty Young Money!

You know what the kids are saying: Big Booty Young Money.

by Garrettonimus March 14, 2013

Money-Bitching

Inspired by the movie "Money Ball" - the establishment of a team or lineup in which the most attractive, kind, but also under-rated girls or women are merged in order to create a perfect squadron of bitches.

Guy 1: Dude I hate all our current bitches.
Guy 2: Goodness Gracious! Lets create our own Money-Bitching roster.
Guy 1: Thank the Lordus.

by L. Sharf July 23, 2012