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Mojito Smash

An ancoholic drink invented by Gustavo D. Esparza. The "Mojito Smash" it is served in many bars and nightclubs on the west coast. It was invented on June 29th, 2003 and it is very refreshing! Ask the bartender to make you one...

INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda

PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish

(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)
Why do they call it a "Mojito Smash"??

because its minty and it will get you smashed!!!!
by CASUAL 909 February 22, 2010
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The useless, random shit that a computer or other electronic device spits at you when it thinks it can display foreign characters that it really can't.

Extra points awarded for when mojibake is spotted on digital billboards, electronic signage or even ATMs.
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Really big boobs fashioned by a girl named natalie.
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Mint Mojito

The process in which a woman will start sucking a man's dick (Blow job or Oral Sex) while having some form of mint or breath freshener in her mouth. Then as the process continues the minty tingle will either arouse or burn. Regardless of what you walk away from it with will always be well worth it!
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Mojix

Basically just another way of saying the N word
it's also used as an insult
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A type of guy who knows how to keep the ladies smiling get a girl in love with him in a few days and knows how to treat them well, is bubbly and bright character a strong believer and ring leader , has huge aspirations for the future
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Ghetto Mojito

When you smoke a Newport while drinking a Bud Light Lime
Look out, Doreen is going to try and bum a newpo from you to go with her BLL cuz she's scaming ghetto mojitos,
by iHatePoorPeopleDotCom December 8, 2011
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