Mornication

Having sex in the morning

There's nothing better than starting the day out with some Mornication.

by chucka99 November 23, 2010

motivation check

A chant used in many military branches to augment the "motivation," or spirit of a particular unit. Used notably in many JROTC groups during roll call @ drill meets, athletic tournaments, etc., such a ubiquitous pattern of speech invokes an instinctive human aggression in said unit.

The motivation check, though at times may appear facetious, panders to our need for something funny to say, but in reality allows us to lose our individuality to achieve a collective identity.

"(insert unit here), MOTIVATION CHECK!"

Highly motivated,
Truly dedicated.
Rough, tough, lean, mean.
Motivated, motivated, motivated, (RANK)!
Dedicated, dedicated, dedicated, (RANK)!
I want PT, (rank), I love PT!
I like it, I love it, I want more of it!
Move like lightning, sound like thunder,
We put the enemy six feet under,
(COMPANY)! Move fast, move quick,
Now break it on down like you just won’t quit!
Hooah!
Hooah!
HOOAH!

by cptamerica1337 February 10, 2012

Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory

A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.

Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.

by actionjackson450 April 18, 2018

Moderation

An imaginary place that exist where ever you drink.

I always drink in moderation and wake up the next morning feeling like shit.

by liquidcocain November 11, 2009

motication

Moti-cation. It's something that combines motivation and education. For example a teacher who showed you examples that will motivate you to do something and then gives you the education to perform the task is an example of motication. The word motivation was invented by John Morrison as part of his quest to show people how to do great things with their mind. His program is called moti-cation. John Morrison of Pittsburgh is the world first and only moticational speaker.

My teacher not only taught me but also motivated me. He is a very good at motication.

by Johnfm106 June 14, 2016

dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017

moditional

Something traditional done in a modern way.

Formed from the words "modern" and "traditional".
Not to be confused with tradodern, which is also formed from those two words.

A rose made of glass could be considered moditional

by KoH February 6, 2007