den Sascha machen

Buying a bike that's worth 3000€ but paying 5000€ and being content with the decision.

"I know my bike is only worth 3000€, but other people pay the same prize as me so it's fine." - Sascha, den Sascha machen d.

by Cracknickel July 2, 2022

Machete

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.

Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete

by ltdelicious May 4, 2009

machi

way of addressing friends in south india, esp., in the city of Chennai. the word comes from the word "machan" in tamil(a south indian language) which means brother of one's wife or fiance'.
The word is mostly used in slang and not in literary works.

Machi, how r u?

how did u do the exam, machi?

by Shabri girish February 13, 2004

macheted

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.

I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.

by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011

machelor's degree

Receiving both your bachelor's and master's degree from the same institution.

My friend was too lazy to research other universities, so he just stayed here to get his 6 year machelor's degree

by Tee-Kas September 17, 2010

Achi Machi

Expression of amazement at the site of a really hot girl.

Getz: You check that girl out.
The Core: Achi Machi!

by Getz December 23, 2003

Machiavellian

Someone who is extremely good at manipulating and deceiving people for their own selfish gain. Examples of Machiavellians include, but are not limited to: IRS scammers, sugar daddys, e-girls, e-prostitutes, black hat hackers, Donald Trump, your girlfriend (potentially), sketchy sellers on Aliexpress, and that guy down the street who claims he is homeless.

If you are a Machiavellian, please do take note that machiavellianism begets machiavellianism. Research has shown that people who have been psychologically manipulated are more likely to manipulate others.

Dude 1: So I heard you bought some custom videos from this e-girl on Reddit, how'd that go for you?
Dude 2: Extremely bad. I thought she was legit and everything, she even showed me a screenshot of the video, but once I had paid her she never replied back.
Dude 1: Damn dude, I mean I wouldn't have trusted some random internet girl in the first place. The online sex market is filled with Machiavellians, y'know?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 27, 2021